[女神]八十一個關於香港女仔的醜惡事實
1. greedy and lacking in humility
2. always wants the guy to pay
3. claims not to like HK guys, but they can't get any
4. calls your man playboy, yet is a playgirl herself
5. always makes the man compromise, never her
6. dreams about being with a lawyer or doctor
7. when deemed a pork chop by guys, thinks she's sh*t hot
8. thinks she's hot and men want her, but the reverse is true
9. acts "cute" but is childish
10. when ignored, becomes attention wh*re
11. self deluded
12. loves brand name and still buys counterfeits
13. wastes $
14. speaks English to pretend to be sophisicated (Chinglish)
15. dresses stylish but they all end up looking alike
16. thinks she's all that
17. fantasizes about men staring at her (when guys are really staring at a retard)
18. Priority in life is to seek the riches of men
19. expects to have someone pay for meals
20. pretends to forget her wallet
21. argues over a few bucks
22. likes to meet men at bars
23. spends time and $ prettying herself, but still looks ugly
24. knows nothing but expects her man to know everything
25. never lets her man talk to other girls, yet she checks out other dudes
26. claims to be a virgin
27. makes her man as her servant
28. likes celeb gossip mags
29. and as a result knows jack sh*t about life
30. expects sugardaddy to support her for life
31. dreams about marrying into riches
32. snarky with others but gets pissed when snarked at
33. complains that her man hires hookers, but she does 1 night stands
34. thinks many men want her
35. buy clothes with her man, expects him to pay
36. when sick, expects 24 hr care by her man. But not other way around
37. expects diamond ring for birthday(s)
38. always buys cosmetics and overuses them on dates
39. compares men with other HK girls online
40. flakes on and dumps guys in your 20s, yet yearns to be married in 30s.
41. Still likes Hello Kitty, yet criticizes HK guys for liking manga, anime and call them poison
42. hits guys, but when guys hit back, they're called bullies
43. accuses men of insincerity when given cheap gifts
44. loves romance novels, lives in fantasy world...
45. always wants to shop in malls, no sense of adventure
46. brings up men/women equality if it benefits her
47. criticizes openly when men are ugly, yet refuses to look into the mirror
48. never wants to re-wear the same clothes
49. likes flirting with guys online
50. likes to gossip
51. gossips with her friends but tells her man to shut his mouth
52. doesn't let her man look at other chicks but fantasizes about male pop idols
53. greedy for money
54. will sacrifice everything for money
55. will do anything for money, if you have none she will dump yo ass
56. carries a few thousand on her (including shoes, bag, clothes etc)
57. thinks she calls all the shots
58. expects her man to love her a lifetime, yet she's the dumper
59. dumps a guy, then goes back to him and says she's lonely. Nobody cares
60. after dumping a guy, publicizes his personal contact info online
61. thinks everything she does is right, and the guy is always wrong.
62. uses breaking up as threats to anything
63. 1st priority when with a guy, to help "safeguard" his wallet
64. likes to put down guys
65. nice outside, evil inside
66. puts down mainland Chinese, thinks all mainland Chinese girls are hookers
67. when meeting guys, criteria #1) good looking? #2) got $?
68. doesn't read, but pretends to know it all
69. heavily believes in astrology
70. freaks out when guy doesn't call for a day, thinks he's cheating
71. expects a lot from a guy but doesn't allow him to object to anything
72. simple minded
73. believes everything people say, cannot think and judge for herself
74. worships western countries, if it is not made there don't buy!
75. knows nothing about computers other than net surfing. 256 vs 512? What is that?
76. overly describes herself as "sexy"
77. compares her man with other men
78. measures a man by his money
79. imitates other people's sense of fashion
80. shares secrets and personal things with her man, with other people
不知各位的ex/女友/女神/女性動物符合多少樣呢?
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